BAFFIN ISLANDS - Don Imus was sent to the Baffin Islands Re-education camp, said to be the Siberia of North America, when asked, once pastoral Presidential Candidate Reveren Al Sharpton said, "I think this way too lenient, but a start." Sharpton who learned about re-education from his buddy and Comrad Fidel Castro showed the importance of the MLK Principles such as, "I know the Government can not force anyone two love me, but it can keep me from being lynched and I like that very much." He promised Bush Jr. a Hello Kitty Doll in return for the delivery of Imus to Baffin Islands. He was delivered yesterday by Nation Excessive or NatEx. -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, The Black Jester ; http://www.snuze.net/ ; http://en.ratgrudge.com/
by Gölök Z L F Buday
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Jim Dunson
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
This is pretty funny whether you believe in God or not.
The classic movies in your Netflix queue that you never actually watch are sick and tired of your neglect.
Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.
One click, and this video magically plays and you magically laugh at it.
If they're going to serve gross food, they might as well pay you to eat there.
If the song was any longer they'd have to get the wireless bicycle controller.
Next time get out of the way.