This is a tricky one. For as long as The Simpsons has been on the air, there's been bootleg merchandise. Matt Groening actually collects it. We all thought it would be funny to do a bootleg of a bootleg.
Passing on “The Crosby, Stills, Nash in Dung Manure Toure” is like throwing away a winning Mega Millions ticket. You were standing on a goldmine busted tees, but you flew too close to the sun with your waxed wings. Now the idea is for all to use... All to see... You had your chance. I regret nothing.
I'm sorry you had to see this piece of shit idea. I guess I thought I was pretty clever when I came up with it because it's a sketch-y drawing of a sketchy guy but, alas, as the days go by I see what a garbage idea this really was.
I figured that Centaurs were the new ninja. I still stand by the fact that this shirt is kind of funny. I mean, you try to come up with a more clever pun for a word like "Centaur." Honestly, think about a Centaur for a second. It's a man and a horse mixed together. Why haven't we made this yet? I quit.
I think there’s a large demographic of people that don’t understand the joke “One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.” They get confused; they expect the number “four.” The complete absence of humor in this shirt makes it ideal for people that love alcohol, but hate jokes.
by CH Staff
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Katie Marino at University of Pittsburgh
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
I'm lonely.
Not everyone is supposed to have a happy Valentine's Day... ya know?
"It didn't have to come to this..."
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Wow, just, wow.
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