Here is a list of promises I am making because I am your friend.
1. When you are sad - I will interrupt your story with one of my own, because my life is shitty as well, and we all need to rant.2. When you are blue - I will tell you to tone down the eye makeup because you look like a hooker.
3. When you smile - I will tell you if you have anything in your teeth.
4. When you are scared - I will already be halfway down the street running away from the guy with the knife.
5. When you are worried - I won't sleep either because you toss and turn a lot and it's really f*cking annoying.
6. When you are confused - I will take responsibility for sending such cryptic text messages.
7. When you are sick - I swear I didn't know that I had pubic lice.
8. When you fall - I'll carry you back to the car... Can I have like 10 bucks for gas?
This is my oath ..I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because I am a jerk that likes to poke fun at things like this on MySpace"
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by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
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