Inspired by Dante's Inferno. The 9 circles of myspace:

1. You have a myspace. You do not have any layouts on your page. No surveys. You are friends with only people you know
   
   
2. Your myspace has a layout, and a song
   
   
3. Your myspace has a layout, music, and a slideshow.
   
   
4. Your myspace has a number of add ons. You have a survey on your page (only one)
   
   
5. You have a number of friends whom you have never met. Most likely, you added them by browsing for swingers. You have a ridiculous layout. You have your own personal music player. You have a slideshow. You have pictures with angles. You have upped your top 8 to a top 16.
   
   
6. You have a really ugly layout. You have a number of slideshows. You have your own personal music player. You have every band on your iTunes listed–not your favorites–just to show how indie you are . You are a frequent bulletin poster. A useless bulletin poster. Your page has a number of surveys. You are the color orange. You are among the 3 % who stand up for God
   
   
7. You have everything from the sixth circle, plus blog posts. You have pictures of yourself with your shirt off or in your bikini trying to be sexy. You have over 500 friends, half of whom you have never met. You have changed your name, Example: Chick From tha 216. Here are a few more losers trying to be sexy
   
   
8. Everything from the upper circles is included in the eighth circle. But now you've captioned your pictures. Your picture–which is angled–may have text saying “ugly picture, but oh well.” or “bad pic, sorry.” You have a top 24, 32… whichever one is the highest. You have over 1000 friends, you talk to ten of them.


9. The ninth circle is hard to get into. This circle is reserved for Tom and his top 8.  In Dante’s inferno satan has three heads, in the ninth circle of myspace, Tom has over 170 million. This guy is in the 9th circle.