As a child a schoolmate asked
why my speech was not so clear
His mouth had moved and his words projected
but, ASSHOLE, I cannot hear.
Oh, how terrible they were to me
they'd abuse me all day long
They'd tie me down and call me names
and lip-synch shitty songs
My life was hell, I must say so
but if I did you'd probably laugh
You pricks would ask, "Who stars in Scrubs?"
because its funny when I say Zach Braff
A gym class whistle, an atomic bomb
to me they sound the same
When I ride my bike I can't hear shit
and get hit while in passing lanes
I long to hear a rooster
or the noise from a car's ignition
but my fingers tire, so I'll stop typing
and finish with Speech recognition
Derrrp deehh denny deeeddy
daaddddddem enda enda ooh
reaaah reeeeeh roommmey
raahdeeppy deeepy roooooon
Deaaaamy daaab bedddy
reaaaaaamy roooop aah doop
benddda blennna beeenda bent
daa dooop dee dooppp de doop
DEE DEND
by Amir Blumenfeld at UC Berkeley
by DJNewStyle at Rutgers
by Matt Hulten
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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(at which point the dog wins the game)
MMMMMMMM sexy
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.
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