1 - Buy cheap antique-like vase from thrift store.
2 - Tell girlfriend that your grandmother gave it to you and make up an elaborate and meaningful history relevant to your entire family.
3 - Wait for girlfriend to get blackout drunk. (And end up sleeping at your place)
4 - Break vase.
5 - When girlfriend wakes up, be sitting at your desk trying to glue the vase back together.
6 - Tell girlfriend that she broke the vase while she was drunk.
7 - Wait for girlfriend to say "OMG, how can I make it up to you?"
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