Michael J. Fox must have made a pit stop because two of the most controversial figures in modern history somehow find themselves meeting for the first time. During this encounter, Robert E. Lee and Adolf Hitler discuss their plans for beating those damn Yankees.

Lee: Yaarrrrrgh me matey. What be yee business in these here waters. (They spoke pirate in the South back in the 1860s)

Hitler: Jumping Jesus, that outfit looks terrible on you. Don’t you know anything about fashion? Grey is such a fall color!

Lee: Don’t be pissing off me parrot

Hitler: I just want you to look good you silly goose…..

Lee: Hey, get your sand blazing hands off me eye patch

Hitler: Mmmmm, you sound delicious!

Lee: What the hell in thee name of Davy Jones’s locker do you be talking about?

(Lee starts to walk away)

Hitler: That’s right, you strut your stuff.Those pants look sooooo amazing on you. Oh, boy, is it me or do you feel kinda hott? I think I might take this uniform off.

Lee: Be careful boy or you be walking the plank!

Hitler: I like it when you’re angry

Lee: You soon be swimming with yee fishies

Hitler: Oh my God…. I forgot my bathing suit; Shopping!!!

(Hitler and Lee go to the mall)

Hitler: Look at this outfit, it soo matches your eyes.

Lee: Yaarrrgh

Hitler: Jesus Christ, save that for the bed room

Lee: Unhinge your sword!

Hitler: You are nasty…. I like it.

(Lee then stabs Hitler with his cutlass)

 Lee: I declare victory in the name of the Confederacy!