Somewhere under the rainbow
When you're high
There's a land that I heard of
Floatin' in the sky (or maybe that was Mario)

Somewhere under the rainbow
Go sniff some glue (super glue works best... trust me on this one)
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true (shibby!)

Some day you'll get a scar
And wake up where the weed grows in trees (like it grows anyway else?)
Where the drugs all blend in a mixing pot (plus your own ingredients...)
You'll soar above the street-tops
That's where you'll be

Somewhere under the rainbow
You're sky high
What's up with the rainbow (really, what's up with that!?)
And where's that "FedEx" guy?
Some day you'll get a scar (pretty sick too... meth guys need their needles back)
And wake up where the weed grows in trees
Where the drugs all blend in a mixing pot
You'll soar above the street-tops (or pretty much anything... was that a jet!?)
That's where you'll be (you hope... got change?)

Somewhere under the rainbow (anyone figure out where yet?)
You're sky high (still... musta been some good quality shit ya had)
What's up with the rainbow (c'mon... I know you know...)
And where's that "FedEx" guy? (he was supposed to be here an hour ago!)

If dumbass lil crackheads fight
Beyond that stupid rainbow (what, was it gay pride week or somethin!?)
Why don't you give it a try? (or not, that shit costs some serious bank)