April 30th is the anniversary of Hitler's death. In remembrance of this day, CH asked a few celebrities to write poems...
A rabbit sunrise.
I once was in a movie.
Hitler wasn’t nice.
- Billy Baldwin
So like who’s Hitler?
Why am I in this office?
And what’s a haiku?
-Jessica Simpson
April Thirtieth
You and Eva shot yourselves.
I am unemployed.
- Matt LeBlanc
A haiku? Hitler?
Let’s go one word at a time.
Don’t f*cking rush me.
- Lily Tomlin
Adolph, you are dead.
I wish I wasn’t so fat.
A waterlily drifts.
- Mary-Kate Olsen
Adolph Hitler died.
And other stuff happened too.
I can’t read or write.
- Heather Graham
by Kiernan P Schmitt at Harvard
by Elaine Carroll
by Kiernan P Schmitt at Harvard
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
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