Entourage Morning After - "Gotcha"

by Scot Richardson on April 30, 2007

Entourage Morning After – “Gotcha”

 

Vince and Amanda

So let me ask you guys something… in the history of men and women, has anyone ever really pulled off the “let’s just do it once to get it out of our systems then go back to being friends / agent and client?”  It has never happened in recorded history and it never will, end of story.  Only 3 things can happen when you try this like Amanda and Vince did…

 


  1. The guy ends up really liking the girl who wants nothing to do with him after his lackluster performance.  (ie he’s a minute man.)
  2. The girl ends up really liking the guy, who now having made his conquest, wants to move on.
  3. They both end up liking each other and they end up forgetting the whole part about going back to being friends and start screwing like drunk monkeys.


It’s this simple.  You are not meant to fuck your friends and business associates.  Ok, quick screening question… who thought that Vince screwing Amanda would lead to them having a more solid and professional business relationship?  If you answered yes, then I’m sorry to tell you, but you are going to die from stupidity by the end of the week.  Stop reading and go say goodbye to your friends and family. 

 

But really, who cares.  I want Vince to be back with Ari and if you have to phase out Amanda, it might as well be due to some great sex scenes, right?  So this week’s episode picked up the morning after last week’s Vince/Amanda indecent proposal phone call to find Vince in a bath tub with Amanda.  Although I swear he has his leg pinched in a very uncomfortable position with no circulation possible for the entire scene, I have never wanted to be an actor or take a bubble bath more in my life.   While bathing, Amanda and Vince have one of those guy/girl BS conversations where they both say that this was a one time thing and mean it zero percent. 

 

Once she gets to her office less then an hour later, Vince backs up his one time only feelings by buying her just the heads of two dozen roses.   Why no stems? Don’t know, must be a Hollywood thing.   She goes all go go over them and Vince and her gush like teenagers on a phone call.  By the looks of things, we are watching a classic #3 scenario from the friends having sex possible.  Not good for Amanda as their long term agent, wonderful for a few episodes of adult content.  

 

Ari has Company

In one of the more boring Ari plotlines of this century, Ari has an old college buddy stay with him while he’s in town.  But his old loser buddy (played by Artie form Howard Stern) has finally gotten it together with a hottie fiancé and buckets of cash that he made investing in stamps.com.  Basically Ari has a bbq for the entire episode and doesn’t like the fact that his buddy is doing better then him. He has one mildly entertaining blow up at dinner, but all in all, it was a very slow and boring episode for Ari.

 

Drama Gets Got

Tricking Drama has got to be about as tough as fooling a mentally challenged fourth grader with a card trick.  He’s just that easy.  Drama jumps at the chance to get on TV twice in one year when at breakfast he finds out that his mortal enemy, Pauly Shore, wants to put him in his new hidden camera prank show, “Gotcha!” Turtle sets it up and drives Drama down to the Santa Monica pier where Drama is not only tricked into thinking he has pissed off UFC champion Chuck Liddell, but also that a network prank show would have a segment where girl scouts mug a b celebrity.  When they get back home, Liddell has already left a voice message threatening to destroy Drama. The boys throw on some Chuck Liddell fighting highlights that they happen to have lying around and Drama craps himself while repeatedly rocking in place while watching.  But Turtle (come on Drama, think) just happens to know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody that once met Chuck Liddell and they’ll give the four of them tickets to see Liddell fight in a charity exhibition.  I didn’t know no holds barred fighting had charity events.  How nice!   May I suggest a title like “smashing faces for leukemia” or “broken legs fixing broken homes.”  Just throwing ‘em out there UFC, feel free to take them.

 

So Drama goes to the event hoping to apologize to Chuck Liddell.  When Liddell sees him, he forces him to come into the ring where he gives Drama the choice of kneeling before him or fighting him.  After he kneels in fear in front of everyone, Pauly Shore runs out with the band of mugging girl scouts to laugh in Drama’s face.  Can I ask how during this entire time does it not once occur to him that it’s a little odd that he’s being threatened with violence by a famous athlete in front of a crowd of people and cameras at a charity event.  “My card is the six of spades.  Yeah!”  I take it back, the fourth grader would be harder to trick. 

 

Some Random Thoughts

 

-From the previews, it seems like we’re getting close to the Ari/Vince reconciliation.

-Usually Vince has pretty cool clothes, but how come none of the guys told him how ridiculous he looked in that purple vest?  I thought Pauly Shore might jump out any minute around him and yell “Gotcha.”

-This week’s E Vagasil moment… Letting two 12 year olds cut in front of him in the bathroom line.  Isn’t he supposed to be from Queens?

-I hope the choice of Pauly Shore doesn’t mean their out of good celebrity cameos. 

-If you have a second, check out my new online animated show  “The Melvin Bros.” on Gopotato.tv.  Episode 2 will be out tomorrow.
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