Well, its finals week here at University of ___1___. I was studying super hard for
___2___ 101 but I just couldn't cram it into my ___3___. I watched TV for little bit, but all that was on was a marathon of ___4___. My ___5___ test on Thursday will be really tough, but I bet I can get the answers from ___6___. I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to ___7___ to take a break from studying, but she said she was ___8___ with a ___9___ and it would take her 3 hours to finish it. I went to the dining hall, got some ___10___ and then a bunch of mayonnaise fell out. No one told me college was going to be this ___11___. I thought it was going to be all ___12___ and ___13___. Maybe I'll join a frat next year. Those guys know how to ___14___. Anyway, I have to keep ___15___ for ___16___ or I'll fail.
by CH Staff
by Andy at University of Nebraska - Lincoln
by Cyanide & Happiness
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