You know those cheesy pick-up lines that got you into that frustrating relationship?
There's only one known antidote, like water for fire or robots for cancer. It's these zingers that'll wind up your relationship quick!
1. It must have hurt... when you dragged yourself up from Hell.
2. Is it hot in here, or do you have some kind of glandular condition that causes you to sweat a lot?
3. Was your daddy a baker? Because you're kind of obese.
4. (Throw water at them.) You should get out of those wet clothes. You know, eventually.
5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd eliminate U.
6. What's someone like you doing in a nice place like this?
7. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Oh, sorry, I meant the fruit.
8. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because it looks as though there is something seriously wrong with your pants.
9. Is that a peanut in your pocket, or is that just the biggest erection you've ever experienced?
by Alexandra P. at Harvard
by Andrew B. at Purdue
by Shawn Dobbins at University of Wisconsin - La Crosse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!One time the girlfriend and I were outside in my backyard when she happened to find a bar of soap. So she p
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