Yahoo! recently reported that "Ugly Betty" star America Ferrara's smile has been insured for ten million dollars by Aquafresh White Trays. What other companies are using their products to buy insurance policies for stars?

by Derek Walborn at Syracuse
by Chris Richman at Rowan
by Chris Craft at Washington University
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Lin Manuel has done great things since appearing in Hardly Working: Rap Battle. I don't want to say were totally responsible, but... We're not? A little respons�No? OK, we've met him.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Obi-Wan is a dumbass
Cutsman: Sir, me and the other robots have been talking.Dr. Wily: You aren't developing feelings are you? I don't have time for any Pinocchio sh*t. Cutsman: No, no! It's just...we think you're going about this "destroy Mega Man" thing the wrong way.D