Items Your Mom Buys That Serve No Real Purpose

Marbles for Her Vase
She claims they’re for style, but you know that it is just a waste of money, and everyone knows moms love wasting money. 

Coasters
Why spend money on coasters when everyone has magazines or even just paper?

Gardening Gloves
Is it so hard to use your bare hands?  Especially when you say you’ll buy them so you can garden more, but then they stay in their box for the next three years.

Living Rooms/The Room you can never go in cause it’s for company
Why can’t I go in that room?  It’s for company? Whatever, the only thing you can do in there is sit on uncomfortable couches.

Purses
I guess this new purse holds things better than those other 80 purses you own. 

New Lampshades
Do you need a change in shading?  I didn’t realize the light wasn’t being shaded enough.

Cell Phone
Not that a cell phone is useless, although it is whenever I try to call you and it isn’t even on.  Yeah now you know why I wasn't able to call you on mother's day.

Fake Flowers
Not that they don’t pass off as being real or anything, but you can tell they aren’t real.

Plates that are displayed on stands
I get confused when I see these because they are meant for decoration, but I just think of them as something I eat off of, and no one eats off of decorations.

Throw Pillows
I mean if you want pointless stuff on my bed mom, I could just throw all my clothes on there or something.  I don’t need pillows that I just have to take off every night.  And the name just makes me want to have a pillow fights.