This is a late night conversation that my roommate had with a girl that he had group work with.......a little long, but funny as hell and entertaining!!!! Enjoy.......
[00:58] SanFranSucks1020: why do we have to wait till wed for this test
[00:58] CUhofosho69: cause im a busy girl
[00:58] SanFranSucks1020: your not busy tonight, you are talking to me about this crazy sex that is going to happen
[00:58] CUhofosho69: no sex what are you talking about??
[00:59] CUhofosho69: drunk dial maybe but i cant predict that:)
[00:59] SanFranSucks1020: so this drunk IM doesnt do it for you?
[00:59] SanFranSucks1020: Im hurt
[00:59] CUhofosho69: hahha
[00:59] CUhofosho69: wel im not drunk
[00:59] CUhofosho69: so its easier to say no
[01:00] SanFranSucks1020: yea but ive had a beer or two so its easy for me to not take no for an answer
[01:00] CUhofosho69: true
[01:00] CUhofosho69: ur totally going to give me shit in class
[01:00] CUhofosho69: maybe i should switch back my seat heh
[01:00] SanFranSucks1020: the only shit I would give you is for not coming over right now
[01:00] CUhofosho69: i can handle that
[01:00] SanFranSucks1020: im hurt
[01:01] CUhofosho69: i dont need a slutty rep
[01:01] SanFranSucks1020: its not a slutty rep if no one knows
[01:01] SanFranSucks1020: haha
[01:01] CUhofosho69: remember gotta keep the innocence alive
[01:02] CUhofosho69: you would know i gave in the first time thats sorta slutty
[01:02] SanFranSucks1020: slutty if you believe in double standards
[01:02] CUhofosho69: i guess
[01:02] CUhofosho69: i cant believe i just had this convo with you haha
[01:03] SanFranSucks1020: you are just engraining this problem into the threads of our society
[01:03] SanFranSucks1020: its ok i dont fault you
[01:03] CUhofosho69: all cause you were bored and i was horny
[01:03] CUhofosho69: aim gets me into trouble
[01:03] SanFranSucks1020: why dont you think I am
[01:04] SanFranSucks1020: you are just hurting yourself
[01:04] CUhofosho69: true
[01:04] CUhofosho69: im saving the rep
[01:04] SanFranSucks1020: how is it a rep if no one knows?
[01:04] CUhofosho69: cause u know
[01:05] SanFranSucks1020: and?
[01:05] CUhofosho69: i dont give in easily
[01:05] CUhofosho69: its cool we both can satisfy ourselves and dont worry about me coming over
[01:05] SanFranSucks1020: i dont do that
[01:06] CUhofosho69: what?
[01:06] CUhofosho69: i dont believe that
[01:06] SanFranSucks1020: Just think about the sex you should be having
[01:06] CUhofosho69: i can think about it it will help in the getting off
[01:06] SanFranSucks1020: still not the sama
[01:07] SanFranSucks1020: same
[01:07] SanFranSucks1020: but whatever works for you
[01:07] CUhofosho69: no offense to guys but its actually better
[01:07] SanFranSucks1020: oh well maybe we should just watch eachother
[01:08] CUhofosho69: hahah
[01:08] CUhofosho69: then you can check something off your list
[01:08] CUhofosho69: have you fucked any thetas?
[01:08] SanFranSucks1020: Nope
[01:09] CUhofosho69: aw
[01:09] SanFranSucks1020: I could check that off too
[01:09] SanFranSucks1020: haha
[01:09] CUhofosho69: hahahah
[01:09] CUhofosho69: good one
[01:09] SanFranSucks1020: is that bad if you have a spectator?
[01:09] CUhofosho69: no
[01:09] CUhofosho69: just not tonite
[01:10] SanFranSucks1020: ok we can save it for a rainy day
[01:10] CUhofosho69: hahhah
[01:10] SanFranSucks1020: question
[01:10] CUhofosho69: sure
[01:10] SanFranSucks1020: so If I was there watching you can honestly say you wouldnt rather have real sex?
[01:11] CUhofosho69: id want both
[01:11] CUhofosho69: guys cant get me off but sex is still fun
[01:11] SanFranSucks1020: nothing wrong with wanting both
[01:11] CUhofosho69: yeahhh
[01:12] CUhofosho69: your pressuring me
[01:12] SanFranSucks1020: into what?
[01:12] CUhofosho69: your making me feel guilty
[01:12] SanFranSucks1020: you should
[01:12] SanFranSucks1020: ;-)
[01:12] CUhofosho69: not nice
[01:12] SanFranSucks1020: not one to talk
[01:13] CUhofosho69: im sure you can get a lot more then i can
[01:13] SanFranSucks1020: what do you mean by that?
[01:13] CUhofosho69: you have an ass calling list at cu
[01:13] CUhofosho69: i dont at the moment
[01:14] SanFranSucks1020: wait why do you think i have a ass list?
[01:14] SanFranSucks1020: thats rediculous
[01:14] CUhofosho69: hahaah
[01:14] SanFranSucks1020: if I had one why would I have said i havent had sex in month
[01:14] CUhofosho69: i have them
[01:14] SanFranSucks1020: s
[01:14] CUhofosho69: i just dont have them here
[01:14] CUhofosho69: i dunno
[01:14] CUhofosho69: so now your just desperate?? hah
[01:14] SanFranSucks1020: never have I ever talking to this girl online who wanted to have sex with me but didnt come over cause she had a headache
[01:15] SanFranSucks1020: im not desperate but there are jsut hookups I dont choose to repeate right now
[01:15] SanFranSucks1020: im hoping it doesnt come to that
[01:15] CUhofosho69: hahahha
[01:15] CUhofosho69: oh so now you think i wnat to have sex with you???
[01:15] SanFranSucks1020: I was hoping
[01:15] CUhofosho69: hahah
[01:16] SanFranSucks1020: you're cruel
[01:16] CUhofosho69: :)
[01:16] CUhofosho69: you like it
[01:16] SanFranSucks1020: I think we'd both like it better if you came over
[01:16] CUhofosho69: im not coming over
[01:17] CUhofosho69: not tonite
[01:17] CUhofosho69: you better be careful
[01:17] SanFranSucks1020: of?
[01:17] CUhofosho69: soon you will be on my buddylist with the guys who only im for naked pictures or to come over
[01:17] SanFranSucks1020: you going to send me a naked picture?
[01:18] CUhofosho69: hah no
[01:18] SanFranSucks1020: oh you are going to put me on the black list?
[01:18] SanFranSucks1020: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
[01:18] CUhofosho69: hahah bad thing
[01:18] CUhofosho69: thats why you gotta be careful
[01:18] CUhofosho69: they are the guys who only like me for ass.....makes me sad
[01:18] SanFranSucks1020: wait what do I have to do
[01:18] CUhofosho69: we dont have real conversations ever
[01:19] CUhofosho69: not be mad at me for not coming over
[01:19] SanFranSucks1020: in all fairness I did talk to you back in the days when I though you were innocent and not for me
[01:19] CUhofosho69: true
[01:19] CUhofosho69: you are a step above
[01:19] SanFranSucks1020: haha I was just giving you a hard time
[01:19] CUhofosho69: but then again ive had sex with all those guys so your a step behind
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: you're horrible
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: im going to go masterbate in my own tears
[01:20] CUhofosho69: hahahha
[01:20] CUhofosho69: i thought you didnt do that?
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: im not a fan of it, id rather have the real thing
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: or head
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: im a fan of that
[01:20] CUhofosho69: im not good at head
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: ok i have to go
[01:20] SanFranSucks1020: jk jk
[01:21] SanFranSucks1020: haha why arent you good?
[01:21] CUhofosho69: hahah your cute
[01:21] CUhofosho69: im just not
[01:21] CUhofosho69: so i dont like to do it
[01:21] SanFranSucks1020: what do you do wrong
[01:21] SanFranSucks1020: if you werent bad at it would you enjoy it?
[01:21] CUhofosho69: i dont mind it i just wish i was better
[01:21] SanFranSucks1020: there is always hope
[01:22] CUhofosho69: yeaaa
[01:22] SanFranSucks1020: not saying with me, but I can give you some pointers
[01:22] CUhofosho69: i guess i can just hope guys want sex instead
[01:22] SanFranSucks1020: plus practice makes perfect
[01:22] CUhofosho69: true
[01:22] SanFranSucks1020: no dont give up on head
[01:22] CUhofosho69: i still give it
[01:22] SanFranSucks1020: ;-)
[01:22] CUhofosho69: i just dont like being judged
[01:22] SanFranSucks1020: as long as you give your best effort
[01:22] CUhofosho69: hahah
[01:23] SanFranSucks1020: thats actually funny you say this
[01:23] SanFranSucks1020: i was talking with my roommate today
[01:23] SanFranSucks1020: and i dont know how it came up
[01:23] CUhofosho69: yea?
[01:23] SanFranSucks1020: but we were talking about how much better head is when its with a girl who enjoys doing it vs a girl who does it cause she has to
[01:23] CUhofosho69: that makes total sense
[01:23] CUhofosho69: thats a good tip
[01:23] CUhofosho69: i like pleasing my men
[01:24] CUhofosho69: its the best part
[01:24] SanFranSucks1020: one of many if you take my 6 week course
[01:24] CUhofosho69: ooh you have one?
[01:24] CUhofosho69: sign me up
[01:24] SanFranSucks1020: ok, first lesson starts 9/11/06
[01:24] SanFranSucks1020: jk jk jk
[01:24] CUhofosho69: what other pointers do you touch
[01:24] CUhofosho69: hmm guess i missed that lesson
[01:24] SanFranSucks1020: they will all be covered in the course
[01:24] CUhofosho69: just head??
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: one of the lessons includeds watching a porn
[01:25] CUhofosho69: oh i love that
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: kind of a watch and learn experience
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: we just bought this porn called Pirates
[01:25] CUhofosho69: ehh i perfer girl on girl
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: it took them 6 Mill to make
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: its crazy
[01:25] CUhofosho69: wow
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: most expensive porn ever produced
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: its going to be the Debbie Does Dallas of our time
[01:25] SanFranSucks1020: its sooooo good
[01:26] SanFranSucks1020: my roommates and I have watched it like 10 times this week
[01:26] CUhofosho69: i want to see
[01:26] CUhofosho69: ill come over to wtach
[01:26] CUhofosho69: be the lonesome girl watching wit you and your roomates
[01:26] CUhofosho69: hahah good to know
[01:26] CUhofosho69: i want to see!!
[01:26] CUhofosho69: im looking it up online right now
[01:26] SanFranSucks1020: I was supposed to mail it to CA so my buddy at home could make me copies for my friend but if you watch it with me soon I can hold off a couple days
[01:27] CUhofosho69: nah you can send it
[01:27] SanFranSucks1020: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/
[01:27] CUhofosho69: ill watch it when it comes back
[01:27] CUhofosho69: im already there hun
[01:27] SanFranSucks1020: that might be a while
[01:28] SanFranSucks1020: i can keep it here for a while
[01:28] CUhofosho69: im checking out the ladies
[01:28] SanFranSucks1020: there are some good girl on girls
[01:28] SanFranSucks1020: haha
[01:28] CUhofosho69: good
[01:28] SanFranSucks1020: but its all Pirate themed
[01:28] CUhofosho69: that gets me going
[01:28] SanFranSucks1020: think Pirates of the Carrabean meets Debie Does Dallas
[01:28] CUhofosho69: the pictures look really realistic and moviesque
[01:29] SanFranSucks1020: why girl on girl?
[01:29] CUhofosho69: i dunno i like it
[01:29] CUhofosho69: girls are sexy
[01:29] SanFranSucks1020: they sure are
[01:29] CUhofosho69: confession....i like tits
[01:30] SanFranSucks1020: they can be fun
[01:30] CUhofosho69: and 3somes
[01:30] CUhofosho69: but its relaly hard to find a hot girl that wants to do that
[01:30] SanFranSucks1020: Ive always wanted a threesome
[01:30] CUhofosho69: they are fun
[01:30] SanFranSucks1020: You should find a girl that wants to have a threesome and let me in on it and I would die a happy man
[01:31] CUhofosho69: well the girl part is hard
[01:31] SanFranSucks1020: so when you had a threesome with two guys what did you do
[01:31] CUhofosho69: they just did stuff to me
[01:31] CUhofosho69: tehy didnt do stuff together
[01:31] CUhofosho69: that would be big turnoff
[01:32] SanFranSucks1020: obvously
[01:32] SanFranSucks1020: but what kind of stuff dif they do to you
[01:32] CUhofosho69: i had one on each tit
[01:32] CUhofosho69: it wasnt as hardcore as my girl guy 3some
[01:32] SanFranSucks1020: so no sex?
[01:32] CUhofosho69: not with the guys
[01:33] CUhofosho69: but the real 3some yea
[01:33] SanFranSucks1020: did you give them head?
[01:33] CUhofosho69: just one
[01:33] SanFranSucks1020: and the other just watched?
[01:33] CUhofosho69: yea
[01:33] SanFranSucks1020: weird
[01:33] CUhofosho69: and did shit to me
[01:33] SanFranSucks1020: poor guy
[01:33] SanFranSucks1020: what about the one with a girl and a guy?
[01:33] CUhofosho69: yeah it was like a truth or dare sorta thing
[01:34] CUhofosho69: um
[01:34] CUhofosho69: we were in the shower on the boat
[01:34] SanFranSucks1020: and...
[01:35] CUhofosho69: it ws my friends birthday present
[01:35] CUhofosho69: it was really awkward to start
[01:35] CUhofosho69: we sat there for a long time knowing tht we were going to do it but no one initiated
[01:35] CUhofosho69: my friend is really slutty but was very shy
[01:36] CUhofosho69: and te guy was telling me to do shit to her to make her feel comfortable
[01:36] CUhofosho69: it got awkad afterwards cause she started hooking up with the guy
[01:36] CUhofosho69: at times i was like what do i do...cause you gotta share everyoone
[01:36] SanFranSucks1020: but did he have sex with both of you
[01:36] CUhofosho69: just me
[01:37] SanFranSucks1020: why not her?
[01:37] CUhofosho69: he ate her out
[01:37] CUhofosho69: she didnt want to i guess
[01:37] SanFranSucks1020: god thats so hot
[01:37] CUhofosho69: i think they had sex after i left
[01:37] CUhofosho69: she was nervous to do stuff to me
[01:37] SanFranSucks1020: did you guys both give him head?
[01:37] CUhofosho69: yep
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: thats teamword
[01:38] CUhofosho69: hes a gross guy too i dont know why we picked him
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: teamwork
[01:38] CUhofosho69: yeahh
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: how was he gross
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: I want to get head from two girls, thats my ultimate dream
[01:38] CUhofosho69: hes not that attractive and annoying
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: (my 22nd is coming up soon)
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: haha
[01:38] CUhofosho69: i dont know any girls
[01:38] SanFranSucks1020: no bueno
[01:38] CUhofosho69: seriosuly ive been trying to have anoth 3 some for a year
[01:39] CUhofosho69: cause i wnat to do more
[01:39] SanFranSucks1020: ok we can find a girl
[01:39] CUhofosho69: experiment girl on girl
[01:39] CUhofosho69: shes gotta be hott though
[01:39] SanFranSucks1020: im not sure if id be down on with another guy in on it
[01:39] SanFranSucks1020: yea for sure
[01:39] SanFranSucks1020: she sure does
[01:39] CUhofosho69: and proly someone who i dont see again
[01:39] CUhofosho69: i like the very fake looking girls hah
[01:39] CUhofosho69: and big tits are a must
[01:39] SanFranSucks1020: ok ill find someone
[01:40] CUhofosho69: we should just rent a stripper hahh
[01:40] SanFranSucks1020: that will be good for our group
[01:40] CUhofosho69: no bad idea
[01:40] CUhofosho69: lil group orgy
[01:40] SanFranSucks1020: yea no strippers
[01:40] SanFranSucks1020: ive only had sex with one asian
[01:40] CUhofosho69: ive done everything but sex with an asian and a black guy
[01:40] SanFranSucks1020: ah i see
[01:41] CUhofosho69: the asian guy ive been trying to see but he keeps avoiding hanging out
[01:41] CUhofosho69: so i guess hes not interested
[01:41] SanFranSucks1020: guess not
[01:41] CUhofosho69: although he texted me all night to come over this weekend
[01:41] CUhofosho69: drunk guys what can you do
[01:41] SanFranSucks1020: what if i become one of them, will you give in?
[01:41] CUhofosho69: probably
[01:42] SanFranSucks1020: and you promise it wont make our group weird?
[01:42] CUhofosho69: you want me to give in?
[01:42] SanFranSucks1020: of course
[01:42] CUhofosho69: it wont be weird maybe at first but im sure i can handle it
[01:43] SanFranSucks1020: as long as you can handle it, I hate buring bridges
[01:43] CUhofosho69: i cant believe you really thought i was totally innocent
[01:43] CUhofosho69: i think i can
[01:43] SanFranSucks1020: you are a theta
[01:43] CUhofosho69: hey theta doesnt represent who i am
[01:44] SanFranSucks1020: guess not ;-)
[01:44] CUhofosho69: im not a big sorority girl
[01:44] SanFranSucks1020: what if you are terrible at sex?
[01:44] CUhofosho69: i may me
[01:44] CUhofosho69: i dont know
[01:44] CUhofosho69: guess you could give me pointers on that too
[01:44] SanFranSucks1020: what do you mean, you may be
[01:44] SanFranSucks1020: ok ill do what i can
[01:45] SanFranSucks1020: whats your favorite position
[01:45] CUhofosho69: i dont know if im good or not
[01:45] CUhofosho69: how can you tell>
[01:45] SanFranSucks1020: i dunno, if you arent a dead fish
[01:45] CUhofosho69: i like beinng on top, i like rough sex
[01:45] SanFranSucks1020: haha sounds fun
[01:45] SanFranSucks1020: do you like doggy style?
[01:45] CUhofosho69: yea
[01:46] CUhofosho69: i dont like missionary
[01:46] SanFranSucks1020: at all?
[01:46] CUhofosho69: unless legs are over the head
[01:46] SanFranSucks1020: can you do that??
[01:46] CUhofosho69: ill do it but i dont feel much
[01:46] SanFranSucks1020: thats the best!
[01:46] SanFranSucks1020: over my shoulders
[01:46] CUhofosho69: yea exactly
[01:46] SanFranSucks1020: so I take it you are flexible?
[01:46] CUhofosho69: not at all hahah
[01:47] CUhofosho69: im too tall:(
[01:47] SanFranSucks1020: but your legs can make it over my shoulders?
[01:47] CUhofosho69: proly yes
[01:47] SanFranSucks1020: haha nice
[01:47] CUhofosho69: so when you planning on drunk dialing
[01:48] SanFranSucks1020: i want to now soooo bad
[01:48] CUhofosho69: awww
[01:48] SanFranSucks1020: i think im going to get blue balled from the internet
[01:48] SanFranSucks1020: thats bad news
[01:48] SanFranSucks1020: haha
[01:48] CUhofosho69: sorry hun
[01:48] SanFranSucks1020: not yoru fault
[01:48] CUhofosho69: k
[01:48] CUhofosho69: after all this i hope im good
[01:49] CUhofosho69: i have a lot of pressure to impress you
[01:49] SanFranSucks1020: you sure do
[01:49] CUhofosho69: thats not good
[01:49] SanFranSucks1020: i have faith in you
[01:49] CUhofosho69: ehh im nervous now
[01:49] SanFranSucks1020: can we do head and sex?
[01:49] CUhofosho69: no head
[01:49] SanFranSucks1020: ok
[01:49] CUhofosho69: i told yu it sucks
[01:50] CUhofosho69: you wont want it
[01:50] SanFranSucks1020: head is my favorite
[01:50] CUhofosho69: gggggggreeeeeaaaaaaaat
[01:50] SanFranSucks1020: i tink if you practice a lot I can make you a pro
[01:50] CUhofosho69: perhaps
[01:50] SanFranSucks1020: but we should do the head when im sober so I go quicker
[01:50] SanFranSucks1020: if thats ok with you
[01:50] CUhofosho69: hahah
[01:51] CUhofosho69: and sex when we are both drunk
[01:51] SanFranSucks1020: ok deal
[01:51] CUhofosho69: oh my
[01:51] CUhofosho69: i never saw this coming
[01:51] SanFranSucks1020: why?
[01:52] SanFranSucks1020: im not the colprit
[01:52] SanFranSucks1020: (sp?)
[01:52] CUhofosho69: i guess you imed me when i was in the right mood
[01:52] CUhofosho69: yeah im kinda initiating this
[01:52] SanFranSucks1020: not right enough, i wasnt able to get you to come over to even watch you masterbate
[01:52] CUhofosho69: hahha
[01:52] CUhofosho69: i just met you
[01:52] SanFranSucks1020: that is true
[01:53] SanFranSucks1020: but its for the benefit of the group
[01:53] CUhofosho69: of course
[01:53] SanFranSucks1020: see
[01:53] CUhofosho69: not going to lie ive already thought of having sex with you before this conversation
[01:54] SanFranSucks1020: oh yea? when was this?
[01:54] CUhofosho69: um a few times when i saw you
[01:54] CUhofosho69: thought it could be fun
[01:55] SanFranSucks1020: can't say i didnt have similar thoughts
[01:55] SanFranSucks1020: but I just was worried it would be bad if we were in teh same class or group
[01:55] CUhofosho69: yea same
[01:55] SanFranSucks1020: you think it will be ok for sure?
[01:56] CUhofosho69: i hope
[01:56] CUhofosho69: if not we just stop
[01:56] SanFranSucks1020: and no hard feelings?
[01:56] CUhofosho69: none
[01:56] SanFranSucks1020: thats my girl
[01:56] CUhofosho69: you know my jeaolsy fault but i wont let it get to me
[01:57] CUhofosho69: i didnt all summer i think i can do it again
[01:57] SanFranSucks1020: ok we can try it out and if it becomes a problem we can stop
[01:57] CUhofosho69: works for me
[01:57] SanFranSucks1020: but at the same time its not like i would ever prevent you from talking or going out with other guys you know?
[01:57] CUhofosho69: so you have convinced me to have sex with you
[01:57] CUhofosho69: you happy>>
[01:57] CUhofosho69: yeah i dont care
[01:57] SanFranSucks1020: more than happy
[01:58] SanFranSucks1020: just wish it could be now
[01:58] CUhofosho69: youve already kept me up late!
[01:58] CUhofosho69: i was going to go to bed at 11 hah
[01:58] SanFranSucks1020: might as well make it worth it
[01:58] CUhofosho69: hah
[01:58] CUhofosho69: im going to sleep
[01:58] CUhofosho69: we will wait to the weekend
[01:59] SanFranSucks1020: fair enough
[01:59] CUhofosho69: where do you live again?
[01:59] SanFranSucks1020: hope my penis doesnt fall off before then
[01:59] SanFranSucks1020: aurora
[01:59] CUhofosho69: hahha it wont
[01:59] CUhofosho69: wheres that again
[01:59] CUhofosho69: im bad
[01:59] SanFranSucks1020: next to lousiville
[01:59] SanFranSucks1020: 3 exits down 36
[01:59] CUhofosho69: thats far
[02:00] CUhofosho69: i have to leave our group meeting early on wed for sorority things
[02:00] SanFranSucks1020: pillow fight?
[02:00] CUhofosho69: and i have to wear a dress thats going to be great
[02:00] CUhofosho69: pref night
[02:01] SanFranSucks1020: send me a pic of you in the dress
[02:01] SanFranSucks1020: theres going to be a problem
[02:01] CUhofosho69: you will see me on wed
[02:01] SanFranSucks1020: Wed is 10 cent beer night
[02:01] SanFranSucks1020: and if i see you in the dress
[02:01] SanFranSucks1020: im going to want to do you when i come home
[02:01] CUhofosho69: no its an ugly dress
[02:01] SanFranSucks1020: well it can look ugly on my floor
[02:01] CUhofosho69: hahha
[02:01] CUhofosho69: its not sexy
[02:01] CUhofosho69: it may turn you off
[02:02] SanFranSucks1020: what if you arent in this mood another day
[02:02] CUhofosho69: im in this mood a lot
[02:02] SanFranSucks1020: k good
[02:02] CUhofosho69: i own a vibrator come on now
[02:02] SanFranSucks1020: oh man
[02:02] SanFranSucks1020: maybe ill give your vibrator a rest
[02:02] CUhofosho69: which reminds me thtas it my car right now
[02:02] SanFranSucks1020: what???
[02:02] SanFranSucks1020: thats a sign
[02:03] CUhofosho69: no no no
[02:03] SanFranSucks1020: get in your car, drive over, and let me watch you do it
[02:03] CUhofosho69: no
[02:03] SanFranSucks1020: Jordan its a sign
[02:03] SanFranSucks1020: if thats not i dont know what is
[02:03] CUhofosho69: ive already steppped way out of my box
[02:03] CUhofosho69: and this wasnt supposed to happen
[02:03] SanFranSucks1020: its ok,
[02:04] CUhofosho69: ok time for bed
[02:04] SanFranSucks1020: what are you doing tomorrow?
[02:04] CUhofosho69: im busy
[02:04] SanFranSucks1020: ouch
[02:04] CUhofosho69: monday tuesdays are bad for me
[02:04] SanFranSucks1020: i was just about to see if you wanted some afternoon delight
[02:04] CUhofosho69: i may go to the reef though
[02:04] CUhofosho69: i have class 12-6:15
[02:05] SanFranSucks1020: lets do it at 11
[02:05] SanFranSucks1020: relax you for class
[02:05] SanFranSucks1020: we can do it from 11 until 11:04
[02:05] CUhofosho69: hahha im going to the gym then
[02:05] CUhofosho69: and lets do this when im drunk and look hot
[02:05] CUhofosho69: i dont look attractive in the dya time
[02:05] SanFranSucks1020: why do you have to be drunk
[02:05] SanFranSucks1020: how about wed night then?
[02:05] CUhofosho69: ccause im nervous
[02:06] SanFranSucks1020: why are you nervous?
[02:06] CUhofosho69: i dunno
[02:06] CUhofosho69: just am
[02:06] SanFranSucks1020: why?
[02:06] CUhofosho69: gotta impress since ive talked it up
[02:06] CUhofosho69: i have our meeting on wednesday then rush stuff
[02:06] SanFranSucks1020: but i wont be back from 10 cent beer night till like 12
[02:07] SanFranSucks1020: is that too late for you?
[02:07] CUhofosho69: no
[02:07] CUhofosho69: we will just see what happens....lets not plan it
[02:07] CUhofosho69: then it gets awkward
[02:07] SanFranSucks1020: ok but i really want to fuck the shit out of you
[02:07] SanFranSucks1020: yea for syure
[02:07] SanFranSucks1020: no worries
[02:07] CUhofosho69: i liked that
[02:07] SanFranSucks1020: sorry i had a few drinks
[02:07] SanFranSucks1020: like what?
[02:07] CUhofosho69: SanFranSucks1020: ok but i really want to fuck the shit out of you
[02:08] SanFranSucks1020: im sorry was that rude?
[02:08] CUhofosho69: no i like that
[02:08] SanFranSucks1020: sorry just speaking the truth
[02:08] CUhofosho69: i like dirty talk
[02:08] SanFranSucks1020: haha
[02:08] CUhofosho69: ok i really gotta sleep
[02:08] SanFranSucks1020: can i get road head?
[02:08] CUhofosho69: maybe
[02:08] SanFranSucks1020: just so i have somehting to think about when im in bed...
[02:08] SanFranSucks1020: ouch
[02:09] SanFranSucks1020: maybe isnt too promosing
[02:09] CUhofosho69: hey your getting to fuck me arent you??
[02:09] SanFranSucks1020: you are getting me to fuck you arent you
[02:09] SanFranSucks1020: ;-)
[02:09] CUhofosho69: yes i am and i like being fucked
[02:09] CUhofosho69: night see you in class
[02:10] SanFranSucks1020: night
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