9:27 PM Oh man, this new account is so exciting. Now I’ll get to see who’s interested in me. All I have to do is put them on my radar and wait to see if they reciprocate! Let’s see who else is on this site.
9:40 I don’t really know any of these people.
9:45 I guess I do kind of know that one guy. I’ll put him on my radar.
9:46 Nope, nothing.
9: 47 Maybe I should get myself some kind of profile picture. Nuts, this is my roommate’s computer. How about this kid with measles? Yeah, that’s perfect.
9:49 About Me: Measles is a terrible disease.
Books: Measles-The Silent Killer
TV Shows: Home Improvement
Quotes: "I sure hate having mea..." --My brother, on his deathbed
Religion: Will God save me from the measles?
I bet the boys will come flocking now!
9:55 “Your profile has 0 views.”
10:00 Still nothing on that guy. Let’s see if anyone else has joined in the last half hour.
10:12 Michael Jordan? That one’s going on the radar.
10:14 Someone named “Question Mark” has just joined. He sounds hot. Radar that shit.
10:20 SOMEONE HAS ADDED YOU TO THEIR RADAR! How exciting IS this? So exciting! I’m so glad I joined.
10:21 Let’s put every guy I could be even remotely expected to know on the radar.
10:22 Message from my roommate. “You’re on my radar.” Crap.
10:23 Time to de-radar those guys.
10:25 “Your profile has 1 views.” Must be Question Mark.
by Alexandra P. at Harvard
by Caldwell Tanner
by Marina Cockenberg
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
Nothing like fans setting an example. Or is it the players setting an example? Pretty funny as team officials realize fans are fighting -- and quickly pull the arena spotlight away from the growing melee.
Somebody has finally f*cked with the Jesus.
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