Greetings Collegers
It's an obvious assumption that every college student can read, and logically they have their own books that they read for pleasure (when they're not busy getting drunk, hooking up, or watching Lost on TV) Today we are going to review a few books and what they might say about the owner:

The Bible: If you're at a religious school, this is your how-to book on EVERYTHING! You probably can't drink a glass of milk without consulting this. However, if you go to an art school like I do, this is the book that gets made fun the most by the theater department.

Anything by Kurt Vaurnnagut: You are a Star Trek geek who can't get laid and spends most of his time thinking of theories of how Heroes will end.

Phantom of the Opera, Frankenstein, Hunchback of Notre Dame: You are a weirdo who likes to write complicated stories that will never be published on account that you have no social skills. You also tend to stalk the women you have a crush on.

War and Peace: You are a pretentious bastard who only has the book to impress your dates. You've never read the book in it's entirety, but you've skimmed a few pages just enough to make it seem like you've read it, but haven't.

Lord of the Rings/Hobbit: You like midgets.

The Da Vinci Code: You are a cynical person who not only questions the structured religion of Christianity, you also question the little girl selling lemonade at the corner of Elm street.

Anything by Stephen King: You probably have dreams of hacking the person you don't like into pieces with an ax, and then feeding them to a demonic clown.

Collegehumor Guide to College: You are the master of your domain. The women will throw themselves at your feet. Unless your name is Corey Crowley, in which you will be writing this article. Alone.