Pluto: Woof!

Goofy: Umm...all right.  Now, there's something we need to talk about--

Pluto: Ba-ruff!

Goofy: Are you going to let me finish?  Anyway, you and I are the only two dogs here, so we need to stick together, right?

Pluto: Arf!

Goofy: Wait--"arf"?  Is that seriously your answer?

Pluto: Ruff!

Goofy: Do you even understand a word of English?

Pluto: Gruff!

Goofy: You have no idea what I'm saying.  Wonderful.  This is just great.

Pluto: Woof!

Goofy: Are you fucking retarded?!  All the other animals learned English, why can't you?

Pluto: Yarf!

Goofy: I'm even a dog just like you, and I know English!  What the hell's the matter with you?

Pluto: Ruff woof!

Goofy: Great.  There's only two dogs here, and one of us is a tard.  This is wonderful.

Pluto: Arf!

Goofy: You know what, this is bullshit!  Why do I have to be the educated dog?

Pluto: Yip!

Goofy: Why do I have to wear clothes?  Why can't I run around naked, pissing and shitting wherever I go?

Pluto: Gruff!

Goofy: To hell with this!  I'm done being a smart dog!  (Takes off clothes and gets on all fours)  And I'm done speaking English!  Woof!  Arf!

Pluto: Roof!

Goofy: Woof!

Pluto: Yarf!

Goofy: Ba-ruff!

(Pluto stops barking and starts laughing maniacally.  He stands on two legs and smacks Goofy on the head.)

Pluto: Sucker!  (Pluto puts on Goofy's clothes and walks into the other room.)  Hey guys, it's me, Goofy!

Mickey: Hey Goofy!

Goofy: Woof?