“Pirate Master”
This one show where a bunch of idiots dressed up like pirates board a poorly made ship and search for fake treasure. Wait that was “Pirate Master” again.
This one show that was an obvious rip off of survivor. If “Survivor” had been produced by sixth graders. But not normal sixth graders the ones that take special classes and eat glue. Wait that was “Pirate Master” again.
This one show where I heard the phrases “Mutiny”, “Sea-worthy vessel”, “Swab mate” all said throughout the duration of the show with straight faces. Causing me to laugh each time. Wait that was “Pirate Master” yet again.
This one show that was an obvious rip off of a huge blockbuster Disney movie that just had its final movie of the trilogy hit theaters. That new movie also had a plot so confusing that I had to take a LSD hit to follow along. Wait “Pirate Master” once again.
This one show where the only interesting character got voted off on the first episode. Which made me angry. But then I realized it was a horrible show and I would never watch it again unless used as a torture method. Oh wait “Pirate Master” once again. After this realization, I became happy once more and suddenly a rainbow filled with kittens emerged.
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