Since being convicted as the night stalker my parole officer won’t allow it.
I only have one friend and I talk to him in the mirror every morning.
I have dyslexia and everybody thought redrum was one of my hobbies. Got tired of explaining this
I don’t show up in photographs due to the fact that I am vampire
Cofounder of the less popular clownfacebook.com
After seeing some of my drunken pics on facebook my employer fired me. They said I was not of the right morale fiber to be head manure shoveler
Nobody would join my Amish player’s group
I ‘m from the Midwest so none of my friends can read or write
If I wanted to see what all the hot chicks at my school were doing. I would just use my binoculars like I have been doing for the last four years
I feel everybody that is on facebook is an unoriginal follower. That’s why I spend my time being a devote Scientologist.
If I wanted to see drunk pictures of myself. I would just go down to the station and look thru my police photos.
Creator Mark Zuckerberg once door dinged my car. Rat Bastard
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