Racial Pros and Cons

by Josh Baker on June 11, 2007

Race	Pro	Con
Whites	Majority rules.	Laaame.
Blacks	Hung like horses.	Ask Grandpa, he'll tell you a few.
Jews	Cash money.	See: Egypt, Hitler, Arabs, Walt Disney, etc.
Indians (Pocohontas)	Casinos.	Relocation, relocation, relocation.
Indians (Apu)	Successful in workplace.	Workplace = taxi cabs.
Arabs	Very peaceful people.	Nut jobs get all the press.
Asians	Efficient and industrious.	Nike found out first.
Hispanics	See: women on spanish channel.	Can't see, no TV.
Brits	Held reign over much of world.	Not any more, suckas.
Aussies	Sweet accent.	As babies, must watch for dingos.
Irish	Can outdrink anyone.	Will outdrink everyone.
Canadians	Hockey.	Really just the 51st state.
Russians	Invented vodka.	...to drink away misery.
French	Home of romance.	Romantic pussies don't win wars.