Yes, I am too saddened that Paris is not going to jail, just think of how entertaining that Simple Life episode would have been...
(On the phone through the glass)
Nicole: Oh my god Paris, what is it like in prison with like, poor people.
Paris: It is horrible, let me tell you, the food is like, really bad, it tastes like, I don't know, I didn't eat it. I figure if I skip one meal today I'll be able to slip through the bars, remember how you used to be?
Nicole: Yeah I remember, I looked so good.
Paris: Yeah, that was so hot. I'm so glad you are here Nicole, I'm so tired from the job they are making me do, I have to fold the laundry, like I really know how to do that.
Nicole: Your right, you shouldn't have to do stuff like that, common your Paris Hilton, look at all that you have done for the world...
Paris: I know, I'm so hot right now.
Nicole: So like, when do you get out?
Paris: I don't know, they said people usually get out when they are no longer an annoyance to society and can be useful in life.
Nicole: Oh.
(Paris thinking (5 minutes later))
Paris: Damn it, that is so not hot.
Recording...
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