(Damon, Shawn, Marlon and Keenen Ivory all sit around a big conference room table.)
Damon: Alright, seriously guys... let's put something on paper so we can get this started. Who here knows how to write?
(Blank stares from Marlon, Keenen and Shawn)
Damon: Shoot... my bad. Uh... anyone know how to type on the computer?
Shawn: What's a computer?
(Blank stares from Marlon and Keenen)
Damon: **Lets out a heavy sigh** Ok... does anyone know somebody who could dictate this for us?
Marlon: **Jumps on the table pulling down his pants and yells** HOW'S THIS DICTATE!?!?!?!!?
(All other Wayans brothers break out in un-controllable laughter while Marlon proceeds to urinate all over the table)
--- 3 hours and 47 minutes later they stop laughing and resume the meeting---
Damon: Alright, seriously guys... let's put something on paper so we can get this started. Who here knows how to write?
(Blank stares from Marlon, Keenen and Shawn)
Damon: Alright, fine... we'll call the Baldwins again, those guys are geniuses!
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