Hello, sweetie! We know that you've been worried lately about making the transition from your carefree days of youth to the frightening "real world" of adulthood. But listen -- it's no big deal. Grown-ups are just like kids, and for everything you miss about childhood, there's a parallel in the adult world. For example:
| Childhood | Adulthood |
| Super Soakers | Mace |
| Jack-in-the-Box | Car Bomb |
| Tag | AIDS |
| Hide and Seek | Guerrilla Warfare |
| Strep Throat | Colon Cancer |
| Detention | Prison |
| Red Rover | Escaping from Prison |
| Home Run Derby | Taking Steroids |
| Our '93 Honda Accord | Your '93 Honda Accord |
| Bumper Cars | Drunk Driving |
| Playground Fights | Decision 2008 |
| Nickelodeon Super Toy Run | The Lottery |
| Us, Your Parents | Us, Your Dead Parents |
| Laughing at Farts | Laughing at Farts |
| The Board Game "Life" | Life |
by CH Interns
by Your Parents
by Cyanide & Happiness
Bring home your very own Dramatic Chipmunk, LOLcat, and hamster stuck in a wheel.
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
One of the few areas where videogames and naked women meet.
I hope I can still do this at his age and look this good...
Donald Glover discusses his issues with dating and racial stereotypes.
Taste like chickin