Adulthood is Basically Childhood

Hello, sweetie! We know that you've been worried lately about making the transition from your carefree days of youth to the frightening "real world" of adulthood. But listen -- it's no big deal. Grown-ups are just like kids, and for everything you miss about childhood, there's a parallel in the adult world. For example:


Childhood Adulthood
 Super Soakers  Mace
 Jack-in-the-Box  Car Bomb
 Tag  AIDS
 Hide and Seek  Guerrilla Warfare
 Strep Throat  Colon Cancer
 Detention  Prison
 Red Rover  Escaping from Prison
 Home Run Derby  Taking Steroids
 Our '93 Honda Accord  Your '93 Honda Accord
 Bumper Cars  Drunk Driving
 Playground Fights  Decision 2008
 Nickelodeon Super Toy Run  The Lottery
 Us, Your Parents  Us, Your Dead Parents
 Laughing at Farts  Laughing at Farts
 The Board Game "Life"  Life


See? It's not so bad. Hey, remember that time we had a frank and honest discussion about your sex life?
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