by Neil Padover at Tufts
by Ricky Van Veen at Wake Forest
by Jeremy Gundel
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
*facepalm*
I get it, but you tell me what you think it means.
1.21 gigawatts of dope rhymes.
I've heard the expression "boom mic in a china shop" but this is ridiculous.