A Briefcase: Oh, thanks Uncle Frank. You getting me this briefcase ensures that I’m supposed to work the same 9-5 office job that you've worked for that last 25 years while complaining about it and cheating on my wife with my secretary. (Sorry Aunt Jane)
“Planet Earth” on DVD: Am I that hard to shop for? How long did it take you to pick this out at Wal-Mart? Do you think that all I do is get high and watch the Discovery Channel? Well guess what, I DO! F*ck you for stereotyping.
“Planet Earth” on VHS: What the sh*t? There’s like 20 tapes. Get out of my sight Grandma.
Money: What am I supposed to do with this? It's only four dollars. I hate you, Uncle Rory.
Dick in a Box: Real original. Did your friend Justin Timberlake pick it out? Thanks Steve, you c*nt. What’s the matter? Too afraid to open the box? C’mon faggot!
by Andy at University of Nebraska - Lincoln
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
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Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Don't let your girlfriend "Yoko Ono" your score.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
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I'm having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?Mike F., New JerseyI don't get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you're gay or something, I dunno. She's naked, right? Just
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