A Briefcase: Oh, thanks Uncle Frank. You getting me this briefcase ensures that I’m supposed to work the same 9-5 office job that you've worked for that last 25 years while complaining about it and cheating on my wife with my secretary. (Sorry Aunt Jane)
“Planet Earth” on DVD: Am I that hard to shop for? How long did it take you to pick this out at Wal-Mart? Do you think that all I do is get high and watch the Discovery Channel? Well guess what, I DO! F*ck you for stereotyping.
“Planet Earth” on VHS: What the sh*t? There’s like 20 tapes. Get out of my sight Grandma.
Money: What am I supposed to do with this? It's only four dollars. I hate you, Uncle Rory.
Dick in a Box: Real original. Did your friend Justin Timberlake pick it out? Thanks Steve, you c*nt. What’s the matter? Too afraid to open the box? C’mon faggot!
by Andy at University of Nebraska - Lincoln
by Cyanide & Happiness
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
I'm lonely.
"It didn't have to come to this..."
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Funny journal articles depicting Contra characters', Bill and Lance's, level by level emotions, feelings, and doings. National article on Collegehumor.com.
Parking Fail
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