Girls the information below will help you get laid. But you probably won’t need it because we are guys and we drink a lot. But with the info below you can become an unstoppable juggernaut regardless of your attractiveness level and you possibly might last past a one-night stand.
Know that Justin Morneau and Alex Rodriquez are kick ass Fantasy baseball players and if you don’t have them on your team you’re a doucebag. Luckily I do.
Just know a lot about beef jerky. Flavors, textures, brands, etc….
Know that everybody hates Carlos Mencia including his own family. Then make fun of the fact he says “Beaner” at least 12 times every 12 seconds.
Say that wine coolers are for sissies and you prefer a nice tap beer. Also it would be cool if you carry a beer bong in your purse.
Present a valid argument as to why ultimate fighting should be considered a sport. Then exclaim you can’t believe how fast Chuck Liddell got beat by Rampage.
Be able to fix my car because I can’t.
Just randomly email links from espn.com. Also buy a sports trivia book and during pauses in conversation tell an interesting but little known sports fact.
Know all the different types of steaks and how to cook them perfectly while you are naked.
Quiet the room and dim the lights. Then tell the story of how Mickey Mantle hit longest homerun in baseball history off A’s pitcher Bill Fisher and if it wouldn’t have hit the façade in right field it would have gone an estimated 734 feet. Then get naked and cook around of steak for the boys
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