| The Real World | Harry Potter World | |
| Doing the Dishes | Dishwasher, or by hand | Magic |
| Homework | Math, English, and Science | Magic |
| Favorite Pastimes | Sports, TV, and the internet | Magic |
| Brooms | Used for cleaning | Magic |
| Photo Albums | Boring | Magic |
| Transportation | Cars, Trains, and Airplanes | Magic |
| Chocolate Frogs | Disgusting | Magic |
| David Blaine | Magician | Loser |
by CH Staff
by Jeremy Gundel
by Amir Blumenfeld at UC Berkeley
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Through some housing error, a university put all Resident Advisors on the same floor. This is that floor.
The real lyrics are finally released
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.