Old-World Grandma's Guide to English

Either you’ve got one yourself or you’ve got a friend with one. No we’re not talking about Nintendo Wii, we’re talking about that grandma from the old country. She may stare blankly but don’t be fooled, she’s squirelled away a few words of English and she’s hearing more than you think.

Grandma’s Notepad

WORD
GRANDMA'S INTERPRETATION
"Unemployed prick" Grandson
"Juicy" Grandaughter
"Smashed peas and pills" Food
"Whisky" Medicine
"Wrinklestilskin" Grandma
"Fido" Pinata
"Stop! STOP!" Please continue shaking the baby
"Leaveherthere" Picnic
"Dumpster" Cemetery
"Where's my pot-roast..." Hello
"-Bitch" Nice to meet you

Likes 11   Recording...
Share this article
There are 25 comments. Signin or create an account to see them.
BFF
burbia.com/?ref=ch23

Crazy photos and vids, neighbors from hell, weed wacking as recreational sport – all from the land of MILFs and honey. The burbs like you've never seen them. Visit Burbia.