Brotastic: Year in Review

by Lincoln Hawk on June 12, 2007

That time you and your frat brothers filled that flask with everclear and went to your little sister's play. You got hammered and had an impromtu sword fight with one of the actors even though it was production of "Jesus Christ Superstar". Brotastic!

That time you drank a whole case of beer by yourself on a Sunday and left explicit messages on your ex-girlfriend Terri's voicemail. But you were to drunk to realize it was your frat brother Terry's number you were calling. You woke up next to him with a pounding headache and soreness in other parts of your body. Brotastic!

That one time you and your frat brothers got hammered and did a panty raid. But you were so drunk you missed the girl's sorority house by a block and ended up at that nursing home. You still haven't got that smell out of your clothes but you got some nice souvenirs. Brotastic!

That time you and your frat brothers got hammered before the football game with intentions of taunting the other team and raping their mascot. But you got lost on the way and ended up at an 8-year old girl's soccer game. Because of that streaking incident you now have to register as a sex offender. Brotastic!

That time you and your frat brothers decided to have a beer pong tournament using hard alcohol and flaming baseball's. Resulting in 6 deaths, 8 arrests, 9 stomach pumps, and enough Facebook pictures for a calendar year. Brotastic! Steve-o, Beefy, Herc, Shit Stain, Fugly, and Midget Head you will all be greatly missed.

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