It’s a little bit weird to play at first, but I think it's just one those games you have to get into before you can really appreciate it—you know, like Final Fantasy, or Pac Man. I can't play the game before sundown because Sonic is a nocturnal video game character. And I guess fighting Dr. Robotnik's animatronic army wipes him out, because I can only really play the game for like, one or two hours a day. After that Sonic stops following my controller and begins gorging himself on roots, pond scum and certain North American grubs. Then he falls asleep in a burrow of his own feces for 22 hours. It’s sort of a drag, but at least Sonic likes to party—this dude eats entire patches of mushrooms in the middle of the woods.
Sonic also has some new techniques for fighting the bad guys. He doesn’t spin or jump anymore. Now he covers his genitals and lets out a high-pitched squeal until his predators scatter away. Sometimes he’ll crouch into a ball, produce a thick, foul-smelling, foamy substance from his mouth, and spread it all over his body with his tongue. I have no idea why.
Anyway, I’d better get back. I haven’t even beaten the first boss yet, and Sonic doesn’t like slackers. The manaul says he kills and eats his weakest offspring.
by Kevin Corrigan at Rowan
by Patrick Cassels at Purchase College
by Amir and Ethan
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!
They don't mean to be the bad guy here...
You skinny, even though you're fat in real life: How the world sees you is very important to you, but not as important as cake.
That is a cool fight! But I think that the woodpecker would die at last, cuz it has been biten by the snake for several times.
Wow, they really took a few steps back for the sequel.
"I love sewage surfing, I just hate how the poop water makes my hair feel."
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