Cow: So this is great, I love hearing about cruelty free restaurants.
Chef: Yeah I really feel like I'm doing a good deed.
Cow: Tell me about your menu.
Chef: Well we have a great garden salad, a delicious flank steak.
Cow: What?
Chef: Flank steak, to die for.
Cow: So when you say cruelty free...
Chef: We kill all the animals very humanely.
Cow: Ok maybe you don't get it. To us that's the cruelest part, the part where you kill us.
Chef: I see, but I kill all the animals very quick and painlessly.
Cow: Still, you did say kill. We do die. And that's really just the worst part for us.
Chef: A man needs to eat.
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