A simplistically effective and wholly inappropriate solution to the conflict over the Holy Land: Nuke it.

The Israelis and Palestinians are like two little kids fighting over one toy. So the world should be like the unqualified staff of child-daycares and just take it away from them.

Here's the idea, kick everyone out of the holy land and detonate a large number of high yield nuclear bombs. Fallout everywhere. Now if someone wants to go back after that, let them. Really it's OK, it's their choice to die. If they want it that badly then why not make the land as much of a hellhole as their twisted ideologies of Jihad and Zionism. It is a lot more acceptable than the other option, suicide bombers who also choose to die but take other people with them.

But this idea doesn't just solve the problem of the Holy Land; it can work for another crisis that I'm tired of, Darfur.

Darfur? Nuke it.* It's a god damn desert full of people who want to kill you, LEAVE. I'm mean if I was being shot at and raped for an extended period of time, staying in one area is not an idea that would cross my mind for very long. So let's just nuke Darfur. Here's a little side joke; Q. Whats the difference between Darfur and a nuclear testing site?*


My point is that people are dumb enough to cause all these problems, so lets be smart enough to end them, with nuclear weapons.

 * A. The only thing glowing at night is Chinese made tracer rounds.