Two Lovesick Tornado Chasers Sit On A Grassy Knoll


-- Wow, that one looks like a dog.

-- I don't see it.

-- See the big cloud is the head, and the two smaller ones are the ears.

-- Oh yeah!

-- But the whole formation looks like a funnel to me.

-- Where?

-- Like the whole thing. It looks like a funnel or an upside down traffic cone.

-- I can't quite visualize it.

-- See how the debris from the church is moving around clockwise?

-- Yeah, I can see that.

-- So from up there, all the way to the ground where the schoolhouse is collapsing.

-- Near the crying children? And the parents screaming? Trying to out-yell the winds?

-- Right.

-- I can't see it... Point to specific parts like I did.

-- Okay well, see where the archive of wedding photos from the library is just getting soaked beyond recognition?

-- Right.

-- Umm, and right below that? There are those flattened cats from getting thrown into the side of that general store? Just blood and fur at this point.

-- Yeah. Near the baby that's just sorta floating in the eye of the storm?

-- Right. Wait. Which baby? I'm talking about the one that's too young to talk, asking for his mama with his eyes. Sorta getting thrown up against a jagged chimney.

-- Okay, mine is impaled on a weather vane.

-- Same baby. So up there is like the top of the cone...

-- I can sorta see that, yeah.

-- ...and then down there is the base of it.

-- I kinda see an ice cream cone.

-- Right. Funnel, ice cream cone, whatever.

-- Oh, I also see a mousey!

Special thanks to co-tornado watcher Dan Gurewitch.
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