Who Are We Allowed to Discriminate Against?

by Lauren on July 18, 2007

Thanks to this namby-pamby, hippie, civil rights, sappho-feminazi bullshit, we're not allowed to discriminate against race, gender, age, handicap, pregnancy, national origin, or sexual orientation. Which REALLY takes the fun out of hiring and firing people.

So, who/what are we still allowed to discriminate against?

smokers
redheads
people with rhyming names like Betty Moretti or Shannon O'Hannon.
people with the same name as celebrities.
wall-eyes (both fish AND people)
women fond of the comic strip 'Cathy'
nasally New England accents
people that still keep "Kerry '04" bumper stickers on their car (Mom).
redheads again.
xenophobes
people with excess nose hair AND people that don't realize that there's a booger hanging from said nose hair.
Xenophobic New England redhead wall-eyed smokers named Shannon O'Hannon that enjoy Cathy and don't bother wiping their nose.
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