O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our gross trip is done;
The uterus has weather'd every rack, the vagina we sought is won;
The port is near, the butthole I hear, the hooker all exulting,
While juggle eyes the steady keel, the vessel poopy and daring:
But O heart! titties! heart!
O the bleeding penis of red,
Where on the deck my booger lies,
Fallen Jimmy is stupid! and dead.
by Lauren
by Caldwell Tanner
by Marina Cockenberg
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
Nothing like fans setting an example. Or is it the players setting an example? Pretty funny as team officials realize fans are fighting -- and quickly pull the arena spotlight away from the growing melee.
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Bolivian Police Sketch
The High School Teacher You're fresh off the plane, train or automobile and this is the first person you see-- an old high school teacher. Oh god. He's just out of your social age range but you still have to call him Mr. Daniels, and no, you're not g