O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our gross trip is done;
The uterus has weather'd every rack, the vagina we sought is won;
The port is near, the butthole I hear, the hooker all exulting,
While juggle eyes the steady keel, the vessel poopy and daring:
But O heart! titties! heart!
O the bleeding penis of red,
Where on the deck my booger lies,
Fallen Jimmy is stupid! and dead.
by Lauren
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
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