- Needed the money because tens of millions of dollars made as an NFL player just wasn't enough.
- Had to have a heavier criminal record to keep his street rep up with Tank Johnson and Pacman Jones.
- Wrongly thought it was a great way to get a coveted Purina Dog Chow endorsement deal.
- Losing dogs = Cheap fur coats
- Knows that real men don't use their fists to settle disputes, they fight highly abused and mentally unstable dogs.
- Needed to prove that his brother, Marcus, is not a terrible person, just a product of ridiculously bad parents.
- Same reason he started smoking: Peer Pressure.
- Found that the NFL is not nearly physical enough to satisfy his bloodthirst.
- Figured it was his only chance to win any sort of championship
- Wanted an excuse to hang, electrocute, and drown dogs.
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