As you may know, I'm the fan of viral video. Everything from crazy ass Japanese game shows, that you don't even have to understand japanese to enjoy...to watching yet another skateboarder rack himself.

But I have some advice to the idiots out there who post on Youtube, Myspace Videos or other sites like that. A lot of people like to post show clips. And I enjoy watching them in all their copyright infrigement glory, but for the LOVE OF GOD...if you don't own DVR or have no way to capture video, don't fucking post it online.

If I click on another clip where it appears that someone has held a camera in front of a TV to post their clip, I'm going to find out where you live and disconnect your internet connect (oh yeah, I'm THAT serious). Then what are you going to do. Taping a video of yourself on TV and send it to your friends. Stop wasting my time. Something else that pisses me off is when people post the same exact video.

I was looking for Debbie Downer sketches, and I came across the same sketch 70 TIMES! That was just on Myspace alone. I like the descriptions, "First post of this funny debbie downa video. YEAH BOY. My favorite, OMFGIJSMP (Oh my fucking god I just shit my pants)." These people are about as original as Avril Lavigne. At least she had the idea to steal something from 30 years ago...not 4 minutes ago.

On YouTube, we have people actually ACTING OUT THE SKIT. And its not funny, not funny at all. If I wanted to see some jack ass acting out TV shows, I would just stand in front of a mirror and act out the scene myself. Stop wasting valuable internet video viewing time. But you probably won't read this, you'll just go out and film Grandma singing Dick In A Box.

Oh how I hate you, shitty internet video poster.