Writer 1: Ok team, it's time we sat down as a group and discussed the direction of our Disney Channel shows for the upcoming week.
Writer 2: I LOVE PANCAKES.
Writer 3: Holy shit so do I!
Writer 4: Please guys we have to focus...
Writer 1: You know what's hilarious? People falling over comically!
Writers 1, 2, and 3: HAHAHAHAHA!
Writer 1: Remember when Raven fell over in that one episode?
Writers 1, 2, 3, together: That is SO Raven!
Writer 3: We are FUCKING geniuses. Pass the crackpipe, would you?
Writer 2: I LOVE MICKEY.
Writer 1: True enough, Number 2. Hey, I just had an amazing idea for the next episode of Corey in the House. All the black people can act like goofy white people and all the white people can act like retards. And everyone will be forced to take a hit of coke. EVERYONE.
Writer 4: How can you people live with yourselves?! Is this the way you want people to remember Walt Disney?! With the same rehashed bullshit in every episode of our pathetic lineup?
All Writers: (silence) (Robert Iger, The President of Disney, materializes behind Writer 4 and tears his head off)
Robert Iger: FEAST, CHILDREN, UPON MY PREY!!
Writer 2: Is there any crack left?
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