Alternate sobriety tests that could be used at traffic stops
Military Obstacle Course that includes running through land mine field
Diffusing a bomb in a room filled with kittens
solving the Rubik's cube blindfolded and underwater
Chess vs Bobby Fisher on nintendo and he gets to use the "Game Genie"
Passing a Bar Exam written in braile with gloves on
A Spelling Bee vs Asian Kids with dictionaries
The game "Operation" after twelve cans of red bull with no bathroom breaks
Getting a gift for your girlfriend with only a twenty dollar bill in a Footlocker
Making a succesfull TV with only the cast of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour"
Reasons I missed rent this month
I bet against Rocky again
I paid 10k for a potato chip that looks like jesus
I have all my money tied up in baseball cards and I'm waiting for the big payoff
Mail order wife fees
My Sequel to "Braveheart" starring only animals not doing well in box office
I'm Lindsey Lohan's insurance agent
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