Cop – “Have you had anything to drink this evening sir?”
Isaac – “Just a nip, but I had a little something to eat… if you know what I’m saying.”
Cop – [looks up from notebook bewildered]
Isaac – [waging tongue vigorously between fingers and raising/lowering eyebrows] “Yeah, you know!”
Cop – “Sir, can you step out of the vehicle?”
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