Romantic or Creepy?

by Chris Richman on August 09, 2007

Romance is a funny thing; a romantic gesture toward a girl is completely influenced by how she feels about you. Be careful before going out on a limb for that special someone, because if a girl isn’t into you, your attempt at romance may be perceived as creepy. Take a hint from the following examples, which would all be deemed romantic by a girl who is into you, and creepy by a girl who isn’t.


  • Leaving flowers on her car while she’s at work.
  • Writing her a love poem.
  • Planning a surprise party.
  • Buying a teddy bear whose chest reads “I wuv u!”
  • Lighting candles in her bedroom and waiting for her wearing only a smile.
  • Giving her a coffee tin full of your ear wax.
  • Shaving her initials into your pubic hair.
  • Painting a picture of her using only blood and feces.
  • Taking her literally when she says she hates her parents; killing them.
  • Finding her dead from an apparent poisoning when, in fact, she’s only pretending to be dead, but killing yourself by drinking poison just the same due to the anguish.
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