Pick-up Lines For The Blind

by CH Interns on August 13, 2007
  • "Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither."
  • "Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!"
  • "That's odd. Your acne spells "let's knock boots" in braille."
  • "Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?"
  • "You smell pretty."
  • "They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad."
  • "What up butterface."
  • "They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love."
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