Scene: Mall food court. Anywhere in America. Guy runs up to his two friends.
Guy: Oh… my… god. I finally saw 300 last night. You guys HAVE to see it. It’s SOOO good.
Friend 2: Yeah, we saw it when it first came out in theatres.
Friend 1: It’s a great movie.
Guy: Great? It’s amazing! Oh man, it’s like the best movie ever. I can’t think of a better movie.
Friend 1: Yeah, it’s pretty good. You guys want to get lunch or something?
Guy: TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN PANDA EXPRESS!!!!!! Hehe, get it?
Friend 2: Yeah. I’m not really in the mood for Panda Express though.
Friend 1: Yeah, I really don’t want Chinese food.
Guy: THE THOUSAND CHOICES OF THE LAKEVIEW MALL FOOD COURT DESCEND UPON YOU.
Friend 1: Huh?
Friend 2: It’s from 300, remember. The guy who gets his arm chopped off?
Friend 1: Oh right. Can you stop yelling? I’ve got a pretty bad hangover.
Guy: WE COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DESCENDED FROM JOHN BELUSHI HIMSELF!
Friend 2: Right, another line from 300. Funny.
Friend 1: Oh dude, let’s get Sbarro.
Guy: Sbarro?
Friend 2: Yeah, let’s get some Sbarro.
Guy: Wait wait wait. Heh… what is this?
Friend 1: Huh?
Friend 2: The mall?
Guy: No no no, like fill in the blank; this is ________.
Friend 1: We really don’t have time for this, dude.
Guy: Dudes, come on, just do it!
Friend 2: If I say it, can we eat?
Guy: Of course.
Friend 2: *Sigh*. This is blashphemy. This is madness.
Guy: MADNESS? THIS! IS! SBARROOOOOOOO!!!!
by Cody S. at USC
by Shawn Dobbins at University of Wisconsin - La Crosse
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