And now, for another exciting episode of, “Huck: the man who talks at grossly inappropriate times!”
Reverend – “I now pronounce you man and man.”
Huck – “Ewwwwww.”
Guy in lifeboat – “Quick, give me another child, we don’t have much time! Now, another one, another one! Damnit, it just won’t fit anymore!”
Huck [from his seat in the back of the lifeboat] – “That’s what she said.”
Tammy – “So I was baptized yesterday! It was so spiritual, like I was reborn a virgin.”
Huck – “I never understood how lake water restored the hymen – or cured herpes.”
Tom [sobbing] – “And the worst part is… I never told my dad how much I loved him.”
Huck – “Oh man, I know… hey, can I have his tools?”
Bank robber [waving gun wildly] – “Everyone on the ground! Don’t look up, don’t look up!!!”
Huck – “We’ve seen your face, you’ll have to kill us all!”
Isaac – “Hey man, I think I have a problem.”
Huck – “You think you’ve got it rough, I have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up about his problems.”
Mike – “I just don’t know what we’re gonna do, my mom has sickle cell anemia.”
Huck – “You ever seen that movie Old Yeller?”
Melissa – “Does this blouse make me look fat?”
Huck – “Very.”
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