Heidi [massaging Isaac’s earlobe] – “Wow, do you workout?”
Isaac – “Well, sometimes I like to get drunk and masturbate - it’s a race to see whether or not I can get off before passing out.”
Heidi – “Haha, oh you.”
Isaac – . . .
Recording...
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