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The Way I Typically Imagine How Encounters with the Cute Waitress at My Local TGI Friday's Will Go

by Patrick Cassels August 16, 2007

Appetizer

Smirk sheepishly as cute waitress giggles at the self-deprecating humor of her new customer.

Drinks

Follow up with fantastic, "Now that we've got me out of the way, what will the rest of you be drinking?!" line.

Wait for universal laughter from friends; flirtatious, This guy likes to party glance from cute waitress.

Dinner

Wait for cute waitress to finish taking orders; shout "Spank you very much!" in Ace Ventura voice.

Graciously accept compliments on your uncanny Jim Carrey impersonation from friends; slip Sam Adams coaster with cute waitress's phone number into pocket. (ALLLL RIGHTY THEN!)

Dessert

When it arrives, smear dessert across face while shouting "Me like cakey! Me like cakey!"

Bask in uproarious, side-splitting laughter from friends while cute waitress discreetly rubs your erection through blue jeans.

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