Douchebag #1-We should go shirtless all day
Douchebag #2-Killer idea Brossive
Douchebag #1-Do you think anybody knows were 25
Douchebag #2-I think we will have to register as sex offenders after the show
Douchebag #1-Probaly but at least we will be able to do herpes commercials
Douchebag #1-I’m a Valtrex man myself
Douchebag #2-Dude, are you gay
Douchebag #1-Gayer then the Daytime Emmy’s
Douchebag #2-Let’s go to a public restroom
Slut #1-I think we should have a party so we can be slutty at it
Slut#2 -Great idea, I challenge you to a slut off
Slut#1 -We need to have a party with an unoriginal name like we do every Monday
Slut#2-Let’s call it slutfest
Slut#1-Great idea
Slut#2-We should probably invite all the girls most likely to steal our boyfriends
Slut#1-Great idea, especially Heidi even Paris Hilton called her a slut
Slut#1-Who should we get for entertainment
Slut#2-R Kelly
Slut#1-Yeah maybe he will pee on one of us
Slut#1 I can’t trust you anymore
Douchbag#1 Well I have cheated on you with 8 girls, a fire hydrant, and a grizzly bear
Slut#1 The grizzly bear is what put me over the edge
Douchebag#1 What if I take off my shirt
Slut#2 I will only date you if agree to be shirtless the rest of your life
Douchebag#1 Done, should I also rub my nipples
Grizzlybear#1 You are getting me so hot with the nibble rubbing
Douchebag#1 I love you grizzly bear
Slut#1 I knew we shouldn’t of went camping
Slut#2 Does this mean Orgyfest is a go for this Monday
Slut#1 Definitely, be sure to invite Colin Farrell and some homeless drifters
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