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From the pamphlet for the American Association of Retired Videogame Personalities

by Jack on August 24, 2007

AARVP is a nonprofit, nonpartisan membership organization for videogame characters of age 1 and over.

AARVP is dedicated to enhancing quality of life for forgotten characters as newer technology and culture leave them behind. Though many find ways to stay young at heart through remakes, sequels, and the nostalgia of 20-somethings, many others find it difficult to cope. We lead positive social change and deliver value to members through information, advocacy and eBay.

AARVP also provides a wide range of unique benefits, special products, and services for our members, such as fan conventions and expos.

These benefits include the AARVP Web site at www.aarvp.org, "Old-School: The Magazine," the monthly "AARVP Bulletin," and a Spanish-language newspaper, "Los Videojuegos Viejo."

Active in every state, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, and the Mushroom Kingdom, AARVP celebrates the attitude that being back-cataloged is just fine and that shelf life is what you make it.