The Real Monty Python

by Jack on August 24, 2007

"Good morning, I'm here for the interview with the vice president, Mr. Blunderburg."

"Ah, ok. You have an appointment, yes? Can I get your name, please?"

"Python, Montgomery."

"Alright, let's see. Python... yes, a Mont- wait, is your name-"

"Yes, yes. Technically, Monty is short for Montgomery. I'm Monty Python."

"Oh my goodness! That's grand! I love your show!"

"No, I'm not in any way related to those clowns or their production."

"Oh, but you must have quite a friendship with John Cleese and- and Eric Idle! I love him!"

"No. We weren't friends, I don't know them, they didn't name it after me. Please, can you get the vice pres-"

"Bring me a shrubbery! Ni! Bring me another shrubbery!"

"Please, this isn't funny."

"When you have found the shrubbery, you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!"

"Yes, so I've heard many times. It gets old-"

"Ah! That word! No!"

"IT IT IT IT IT! Now can I get to my interview, o' Knights of Ni? I'm late now."

"We are no longer the Nights of Ni, we are the Knights who say-"

"Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-p'Tang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm. Now, can I pass through security?"

"None shall pass."

"FUCK!"

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